Everybody says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too! [1 Up, the 20X6 homestar walks up] 1 Up: Hey Stinkoman! [Pan-Pan, the 20X6 Pom-Pom lands on 1 Up] Stinko Man: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
He seems ok to me." hmm, I wonder how I should answer that? Strong Bad: Uh, you don't really have to *make* Homestar say stupid stuff, Grumbles, that's the guy's bread n' butter. Homestar Runner: Strong Bad, do you notice anything different about me today? I mean, how come you people never play *my* game, man? I mean, there's this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out, you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Well generic name, you're really onto something here. As he narrates, a diagram of the monument is built] Strong Bad: Yeah, there were big plans once. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their... [Back at the Compy and Strong Bad continues typing] Strong Bad: Anyways, we lost our funding or public interest waned or something distracted me. And they say stuff about determination and giving a care.
[reading] Strong Bad: Dear Strong Bad, why do you hate homestar so much? [he calls up another email] Strong Bad: Do you have secret crush with Marzipan? Ah yes, now this is a question well worth my time and consideration! ] E-mail: [with Strong Bad reading it] Dear Strong Bad, I just wondering, if you had the chance to make your town different, what would you you? [Strong Bad pronounces "WV" as "Wolksvagen"] Strong Bad: [typing] Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? [stops typing] Strong Bad: Wait, what did your e-mail say again? I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay? I was thinking since so many people and ladies think you're SUPER COOL, why not build a monument to yourself for all to enjoy? Strong Bad: [stops reading and starts typing] I'm assuming the G stands for generally overused girl's first name. [Strong Badia's Stop Sign is displayed, followed by a picture of Strong Bad. You know the kinds that have whales or sunsets or windsurfers on em.
[types "delete that crap" and the graphic shrinks until it disappears, after which a message reading "crap deleted." appears onscreen] Strong Bad: ... [types "run 'temple__of__apshai'", then brings up Temple of Apshai, which he starts to play] E-mail: Hey there Strong Bad! You might know it better as DUN DUN DAAA: The Strong Badia Sign! yeah, like, heat it up with some butter melting on the top... Strong Bad: Maybe I should put up some of those inspirational posters and stuff to get things back in gear. Strong Bad: [on tape] And Reg had the ball at the top of the key.
Strong Bad: Uh, I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. Strong Bad: [singing] I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... [an email is displayed, only it really just says, "Homestar Hair downloading... I swear if I get another one of these freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys... Maybe my third wish will be for a couple of croissants... And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent. " But someone must have slipped him some drugs or something because he passed it to the Deke and the Deke slam dunked it! / And the cheat will hit stuff with a golf club/ C-G-N-U! Strong Bad: [sings] I got mad at the cheat/for screwing up the jumble caper/I hope I don't read his name in the paper/In the obituary/Cos that would mean he's dead/The Cheat is not dead/so glad The Cheat is not dead/The cheat is not dead... Strong Bad: So Glad the Cheat is not dead/The Cheat is not dead... Strong Bad: So glad the cheat is not- Just the claps!
[a graphic from Hairstyle Runner comes up onscreen] Strong Bad: Oh man! Strong Bad: [after being asked what his second wish in a set of three would be, choosing horns, and drawing a picture of himself with horns] You know, these horns kinda look like croissants the way I drew them. Strong Bad: The year was 1987, not a good year for a productivity. But then there was a lot of commotion and the Deke accidentally shoved me to the ground and called me a... [he fast-forwards the tape] Strong Bad: Oh, The Cheat. It seems only yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underdrawers. [the CGNU fight song] Strong Bad: Fighting and sometimes striving/ Wondering what the Dumple is/ Excellence and what is valour? Strong Sad: Oh sure, I've got tons of rhythm Strong Bad: TROGDOR!
Strong Bad: [presenting his science project, talking about Strong Sad] At this point, the test subject... [audience gasps] Strong Sad: [offscreen] That's not true! And all of this data could only bring us to one conclusion... [audience gasps] Strong Sad: [offscreen] That's not true either!
Strong Bad: [reading "Tori from VA, TX"] Tori from Virginia and Texas, respectively.
Strong Bad: [typing] No, for real, print me out a million dollar bill, Compy 386: Syntax error.
Strong Bad: [typing] Um, this time really print me out a million dollars bill.
Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants! Burninating all the peoples who lived in THATCHED ROOFED COTTAGES!
Strong Bad: Okay, so first of all, my head would have to be a little bean.